Creative Christmas: let’s eat

Kim’s Kitchen

Hors D’oeuvres

Crunchy Chicks, courtesy of Fable
The perfect amuse-bouche for the evil among us: a perfectly-seasoned feathery morsel, with a chicken after-taste and beak garnish.

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Holy Tofu, courtesy of Fable
For those watching their waistlines (and alignment), a block of coagulated bean curd pressed in holy water with an extremely subtle flavour.

Appetiser

Vegetable Soup, courtesy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Restore both your health and stamina with this warming soup, full of healthy seasonal vegetables. A classic Dark Brotherhood favourite.

Fish course

Hearty Salmon Meunière, courtesy of Breath of the Wild
Perfectly-pink and crispy-skinned, a fillet of salmon with a texture in a class of its own. Recommended by a famous green-suited hero and talented blogger.

Main course

Wall Turkey (and all the trimmings), courtesy of Castlevania
The star of any Christmas feast: a roasted bird served in the traditional manner. Accompanied by Floor Potatoes, Window Vegetables, Door Stuffing and Ceiling Gravy.

Dessert

Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie, courtesy of Undertale
Decorated with dog-prints, the perfect dessert for determined heroes who can’t decide whether they prefer butterscotch or cinnamon.

Cheese course

Hidden Cheese, courtesy of Perfect Dark
A triangular selection of cheeses from all over the world, including the windowsill and behind a door. Served with biscuits and grapes.

Drinks

Grog, courtesy of The Secret of Monkey Island
One of the most caustic and volatile substances known to man, a popular pirate pick-me-up created from kerosene, battery acid, rum and pepperoni.

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Root Beer, courtesy of The Secret of Monkey Island
For the designated drivers and sailors of the evening, a sparkling non-alcoholic beverage to wash down all that festive food and fend off zombie ghost pirates.